Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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