Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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