I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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