Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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