im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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