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This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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