We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
