I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
honey bunches of taint.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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