I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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