Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it glows. i had to have it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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