Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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