I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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