Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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