what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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