honey bunches of taint.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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