is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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