Dual....:-)
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize