Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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