So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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