I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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