dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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