i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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