Sober January is a disaster.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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