scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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