He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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