Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
it glows. i had to have it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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