I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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