I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
