just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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