Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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