they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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