i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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