Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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