BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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