Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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