I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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