im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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