were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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