you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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