I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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