I heard we made out
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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