I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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