And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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