For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
