Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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