yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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