I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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