It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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