I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
so let's talk penis.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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