? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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